10 reasons to hate brothers- & why they hate their sistas!

10 REASONS TO HATE BROTHERS.

1. They never pee straight into the cubicle/or they never flushes the damn toilet bowl.
2. They are lazy with laundry, even when its ALREADY inside the washing machine. (can't they just pour the damn detergent and press start!?)
3. They never washes the bowls. The bowls = one of the poor sistas' jobs.
4. They are never initiative. Except when its time to play games/watch tv/sleep/pee.
5. They have lower threshold of tolerance than they think. At least so when girls 'talk' about the above reasons.
6. They love food, but they love to criticise it too.
7. If your room is messy, don't wait for help in tidying it up. They'll help you to mess it up further without your request.
8. Their shoes smells. Period!
9. They hate advices. They love to say "I don't need you to teach me what to do.." BUT THEY NEVER DO.
10. They're never consistent with the allowance. Heh!

10 REASONS WHY THEY HATE THEIR SISTAS.

1. The sista talk, then nag and finally paste up a post-it in the toilet where they can see with the words "FLUSH THE TOILET! :(" and their gf saw it.
2. The dirty laundry inside the washing machine which they were too lazy to pour detergent and press start was taken out and thrown back into the dirty laundry basket.
3. The sista washes the bowls, once.. twice... thrice and finally quit washing it altogether. He had no choice but to wash it if he wants to EAT something with that bowl.
4. The sistas are never initiative.. when it comes to giving them food/games to play/tv to watch.
5. The sistas have higher tolerance level. They're still 'reasoning' when they're nagging. It's still LOGICAL and REASONABLE.
6. The sistas never cooks again after the brother criticise. (TOO BAD.)
7. Sista request brother not to leave anymore things in the room as it is messy enough. Brother refuse to heed, sista refuse to let him enter.
8. Sista spray air sanitiser on the damn shoes and socks.. and sometimes he wonder why his leg is itchy. LOL!
9. Sistas love giving advices. Maybe not advices, suggestions a better word. No matter how the brothers hates it.
10. Sistas are forever like moms. On the dot with allowance. :))