Movie Critic - Pathfinder

ok please allow *ahem* movie critic Charmaine or more affectionately called Charps to publish the movie review on one of the latest movie out in the movie threaters.. PATHFINDER.

well i know nothing of the movie in the first place. initially wanted to catch the haunted school, then mr bean and in the end at the recommendation of ham sen ti, mr soh chun zheng, we decided to catch pathfinder instead.

whats a pathfinder? how i know sia! but nevermind since none of us knew exactly what it is so the 5 of us, which includes yun, zheng, nas, von and me went to book the tickets and have dinner together! :D

during the movie, our seating arrangement was this. from left to right. yun, me, von, zheng, nas.

i swear (fingers dabbed with saliva from tongue) that i am so confused when i watched it. storyline wise sucks. it is worst than blood and chocolate which adee couldn't understand. hiakhiakhiak! but the sound & visual effects were nice. i particularly liked the one where the snow rolls (or collapse), the way they roll down like big giants sliding...

ok wait, its called a snow-slide..or a landslide in winter. -.-

yun and i was having conversations like.

yun: "whoa so pretty, if i live there shiok!!"

me: "haha yeah lor. so pretty. but i don understand leh. no story one ar? not about ghost warriors meh?! where is the ghost.. all human leh. and eh. why the warriors so brutal nevermind, still so UGLY!?"

yun: *making her favorite face* -.-"

afterwhich i felt some vibrations on my side and i said to yun

me: "oei, i think sound effect damn good sia! can feel vibration.."

yun: "hahaha"

turns out that the vibrations came from the irritating buggers who kept kicking zheng's chair. nas and von felt it. i thought it was the vibration!

i mean.. where got people kick so got rhymth one!?!?! :D

anyway, the movie sucks because of the storyline. filming does not help storyline to develop but props-wise and visuals are great. shall not elaborate on sound since i eh.. cant distinguish kickings from the sounds effect..

i'd give it a overall of 6/10. that extra 1 point is given because i thought i saw the lead male actor's butt. (covered in so little clothings..)

and the funny thing is when the people die in the movie, you can see them breathing hard. i never knew corpse even breathe! :D

 

From the movie-critic,

Charps! :D